Whiskey Dick

when one is to drunk to cum without an exorbitant amount of effort, but, if the guy does not finish, he does not get blue ball.

so jj, did she suck your dick?

jj: yeah, but i didn't finish, i could have i swear but i was to drunk to want to

damn whiskey dick

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Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.

-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!

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Whiskey dick

When you're so shit faced & can fuck your girls pussy all night long but can't cum

Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish

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Lace and Whiskey

The third solo album by Alice Cooper. Also the name of one of the album’s songs.

My favorite songs by Alice Cooper are “School’s Out” and “Lace and Whiskey.”

whiskey duty

what chicks get when they drink to much and are too dry and un-aroused to have sex.

I got her home and finally got her pants off but couldn't bang her because she had whiskey duty

Whiskey Stain

A dent or scratch (obviously self-inflicted by way of an unseen post, parking meter, parked car, barrier....etc.) Usually seen on the rear quarter panel of a pick-up truck and/or car. Driver is likely unaware of his whiskey stain until next morning/afternoon.

"Hey, check out the whiskey stain on the side of Joe's truck"

Whiskey Charlie

Military aviation slang that means "who cares."

Jet Pilot Joe: "Falcon 69-420, I'm going commando right now, over."
Jet Pilot Bob: "Roger that, whiskey charlie you fuckin' weirdo."