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An exceptionally good (or bad) pun which would make an American groan. This MUST be delivered with a perfectly straight face. It is considered an art form, called "Wortspiel" in Germany.
Person A -- Did you hear about the guy who drove his car into a tree to find out how a Mercedes bends?
Person Q -- *GROAN* Damn your German joke!
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An inside joke between twins.
Twin 1: That was so long ago!
Twin 2: Ya thats like when she wore glasses
Random Guy: What?
Twin 2: Oh, you wouldnt get it, its a twinside joke
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It's where trolls and conservatives overuse the same joke since 2016 to make fun of the lgbt community over and over again. When they think they're funny. They'll often use soyjacks, show outdated photos of left people angry when using these jokes or associate women with colored hair, a bad photo of a trans woman to support their joke. The right/conservatives will think that the left will be angry at this but in reality it's Just that one joke.
"I identify as a attack helicopter" " my car indentifys as a Lamborghini" "don't assume my gender I'll get angry" "my pronouns are nor/mal" "attack helicopter, ba/sed, bigender=2 genders, blue hair, emily🏳️ 🌈,BLM ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽,she/they is typing.., alphabet people, 41% super straight" then people in the page would say "one joke" or r/onejoke
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When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.
I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.
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The greatest joke ever told in history.
1. You want to know the butter joke?
2. Yeah!
1. Are you sure?
2. Hell yeah!
1. I don't want to spread it.
2. Come on!
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A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described
"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
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A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny.
It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.
A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.
Bob: "And then I said, "That's not my fish!"" Haha!
Bill: "A halibut tale!" Haha!
Ted: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.
Bob: "Third Joke, Ted."
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