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A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.
Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...
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When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole
Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying
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A racist crook who used to be the mayor of Memphis. Entirely responsible for the current state of shit Memphis is in.
Did you vote for Willie Herenton?
No. I don't think he wants me to vote for him, anyway. I'm white.
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The greatest song writer EVER! Better lyrics than most Rappers. - "Cut The Mullet"! "I Whooped Batman's Ass", "I Smoke Weed" and "Rock and Roll Mcdonalds" are true rock classics.
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A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.
Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."
Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."
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Someone who should be kept locked up and far from society.
"Get Willy Wonka away from my children"
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a prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger, sticks it in the victims ear hole and then turns it round and round.
"i gave that asshole a wet will"
"that asshole gave me a wet willy"
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