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i wish you were a derivative

The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.

I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

by Nick Shatan April 4, 2007

55πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


I want too when I wish that is only wish see bts

???

I guess it means they wish to see BTS??

person on YouTube: I want too when I wish that is only wish see bts

G u y : Don't we all

taetae69: what does that mean??

by Snicklitter69 July 2, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.

Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh

by crippus1 March 28, 2009

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years

Mess with someone’s head

I want to β€œWish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020

108πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11

The wishing year is 2011, and is based off the legend of 11:11.

According to the book, "The Wishing Year, a legend for most ages" on Nov. 11 of 2011 at 11:11 a.m. or p.m. it’ll be the most magical date and time of the wishing year.

On the author's website, she states: You can make your "good" wishes everyday at 11:11 am or pm. The magic of 11:11 can be found any day of the month of any year. During 2011, the magic becomes stronger with the 11th day of each month as we draw closer to November 11 (the strongest day of the Wishing Year).

During The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11

Look at the clock and see that it's 11:11

make a good wish

Hope it comes true

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by FranciscoGirl August 4, 2011

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I wish I had a dick

When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .

" I wish I had a dick"
" why so?"
" idk I wish I had a dick"

by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019

20πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series.

Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

by Porkenstein August 17, 2008

44πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž