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functional programming

a shitty way to program that is infearior to imperative programmering languages like HolyC

haskell is ass because it uses functional programming

by The Holy Language Authority March 14, 2022


welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.

tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017


NASA space program

The reason the war on porn doesn't work. I'm not schizophrenic and I release the lifetime documents for Kaelen Cody William Granger to disprove.

The NASA space program militarized for a reason

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022


Ranch High Schools Magnet Program

A School program filled with nothing but little bitches

look at Ranch High Schools Magnet Program it’s just filled with little bitches.”

by deadman’s demon November 12, 2020


Unoriginal Programming

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.

by elmacko July 20, 2011


The Insight Program

A Lord of The Flies teen rehab cult where you get diagnosed an extreme drug addict for smoking pot twice. They "treat" homosexuality by discouraging porn, drugs and making sure minors never shave their pubic hair. But hey, "No Victims, Only Volunteers." In The Insight Program you apparently "volunteer" for addiction, sexual abuse, any illness, emotional abuse, and you volunteer to be born to your parents and you chose everything that is fucked up about your life!

"Aw man, I never saw my friend again after they went to The Insight Program."

"I went to The Insight Program and all I got was a maladjusted lifestyle."

"My parents paid 10K for The Insight Program to slut shame their daughter."

by Insight Survivor June 20, 2021