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Wizard King

A person, typically male, who has reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.

Damn, he looks like he never gets laid. Definitely going to become a wizard king some day.

by Donkeybonktor January 7, 2021

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


flesh wizard

A synonym for a woman who has male reproductive organs in addition to female ones.

"Hey, do you think Stacey is hot?" "No dude, I hear that she's a Flesh wizard."

by skiniotes September 25, 2009

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wizards hat

Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

They made fun of Alex in the locker room because he had a wizards hat.

by Stacy C February 1, 2009

25πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is the act of a male having anal sex with a female while she is shitting (as seen on macory.com). He then pulls his dick out and slaps her in the face japap with his dick while yelling "flippendo!" "expelliarmus!" or any other incantation mentioned in the Harry Potter series.

"Expelliarmus!"

...Haha, now you have shit on your face after that dirty wizard

by Mr. Scrotes April 23, 2010

152πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Washington Wizards

A team with a lot of talent and promise. With the signing of Gilbert Arenas in 2003, the Wizards became better, and in the year 2005, Arenas, with the help of Antawn Jamison and Larry Hughes, made the playoffs for the first time since they were the Bullets. The following year, they repeated their playoff berth, but were ousted in the first round. As I'm writing this, they are near the top of the Eastern Conference.

As for the team's name, this franchise had to change its name in 1997 because its former name, the Bullets, carried a violent connotation (during the 1990s, Washington DC was dubbed the "murder capital" of the United States).

I never would have guessed the Washington Wizards would be at the top of the Eastern Conference at this point in the season. Gilbert Arenas has been on fire; he dropped 50 points again!

by KGthaMastah January 25, 2007

36πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Demons&Wizards

Lead Singer from Blind Guardian (Hansi KΓΌrsch) and Rythmn Guitarist, Back Up Vocalist of Iced Earth (Jon Schaffer) One kickass Power Metal group.

by Lord Mediocrity April 15, 2003

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Sticky Wizard

While receiving oral sex from a woman, you oragasm on her face and proceed to draw a lightning bolt on her forhead using your semen.

"She wanted to see the new Harry Potter movie on our date, I brought her back to my place instead and gave her a sticky wizard."

by zooyorker8364 October 5, 2009

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž