wizarded

wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."

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Wizard

A 30+ year old virgin.

James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

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Wizard on

What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on!

wizard

A 30 year old virgin

Man that dude is a total wizard

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The Wizard

A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.

Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!"
Garrett: "K, let's go pick up a few 12 packs of Coors Light at Eazy Freezy!"

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wizardous

a word which describes something surreal or magical

that girl looks wizardous

Wizard

A person who does magic stuff and knows how to cast spells and whatnot.

Child 1: "Hello good Sir!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"

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