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When your legs fall asleep while taking a dump. Just like Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon 2.
Man I just had an awesome Lethal Weapon 2. I could barely get off the toilet seat.
That was a great Lethal Weapon 2. I almost had to call you in to help me up.
Wow that was a Lethal Weapon 2 dump. I almost had to call in the bomb squad.
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A new movie coming out featuring the resilient return of the Golden Girls!
Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
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Hard 2 blv stuff like that existed harder to believe would act
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2's Day is February 22, 2022 in the American date format, which becomes 2/22/22 when written in short form. The best thing about it is that it falls on a Tuesday, earning it the name of 2's Day. Best to celebrate at 2:22 (or better, 22:22 using 24 hour time) if possible.
Alice: Hey Bob, what's the date?
Bob: It's 2/22/22
Alice: Holy shit, it's also a Tuesday!
Bob: *Checks time, says 2:22*
Both: I guess you could say it's "2's Day"...
Both: *Dies of cringe*
The time that i wrote this definition
"Guys, its 2:20 PM right now!"
"Nobody cares."
When you're watching Shrek 2 with your date and they promptly leave afterwards.
"Yo man, how'd your date go?"
"Pretty bad, I got Shrek 2'ed."
Finally, the day arrived when Altin was ready to make his escape. He used his hammer and nail to break through the walls of the Matrix, smashing through the virtual barriers that had kept him imprisoned for so long. The agents of the Matrix were no match for him, as he used his sumo tactics to push them back and keep them at bay.
As Altin emerged from the Matrix and stepped into the real world, he knew that he had achieved something truly remarkable. He had broken free from the illusion that had ensnared so many others, and he was now free to explore the true nature of reality. With his hammer and nail still by his side, he set out on a new journey, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead.