since eggs

Term meaning the earliest thing in existence.

Man1: When did you get those shoes?
Man2: Oh these? I've had these since eggs.

Eggs D

Eggs D is another word for xD, often used in video games.

Something funny happens in a video game
Person 1 "lol, eggs d"
Person 2 "eggs d"

kevo eggs

nickname is kevo eggs eggs but real name would be kevin. he's a human but call him kevo eggs eggs. =P

the one and only kevo eggs eggs.

pepper your eggs

To give someone genital warts.

Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.

I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.

I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.

Egg Nugget

WTF is an Egg Nugget???

Daniel: Wtf is an Egg Nugget???
Kade: ermmm its agshully Egg NOGGET as in eggnog buddy :nerd:

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

egg wife

my wife that cheated on me

me: bro my egg wife cheated on me
my friend: yeah i fucked her

me: isn’t she like a lesbian wtf