Meat bag

A condom.

Before I jumped into the sack with my hooker, I made sure I put on a meat bag.

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Mystery Meat

When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.

Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.

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meat salad

Meat Salad: is the content of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, wrapped in a piece of lettuce. Could also be considered a protein burger

A chick orders a Double-double from In-N-Out burgerm orders it protein style, comes wrapped in lettuce, no bun, refers to it as a "meat salad"

i will take a meat salad to go please

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meat pole

a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)

that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star

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meat curtains

When a chicks bologna hangs to her knees! Those are Meat Curtains.

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meat cased

in the lyrics for rainbow veins by owl city

meaning.. two people close together like packaged meat in a freezer so close you can feel their heart beat. :)

"meat cased, i feel your heart beat, with new taste for speed out on the street..." ect.

"I was meat cased with her last night" XD

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Meat Job

Completely generic human being. Someone who lacks any real character or traits worth possessing. Listens to whatever band was popular that week and doesn't have real conversations. They are inferior to a real person in every social and mental way.

Wow. They should really take these Meat Jobs and chop them into soylent green. Thats the only use for them i can come up with at the moment.

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