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When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.
Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.
The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth
Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?
A dude that don't get good food.
I made bomb ass lamb and Tyler doesn't get any cuz he's a muffin mammal
A person who is suspicious but in a cute way
Mike is my sus muffin
A dessert that you give Timmy when he's being a ass
Timmy have this chocolate chip muffin "shit muffin"
A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.
That man is built like a Egg Muffin
One who will do anything just for sweet foods, which may include muffins.
John: Hey Mary, give me a BJ!
Mary: Why would I do that?
John: I'll give you a basket of muffins.
Mary: OK!
John: Wow, you really are a muffin hor.