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Elevator music

The act of opening your mouth and dropping to your knees while holding out your tongue ready to blow that load

When william was hanging out with my brother things went quiet then elevator music started to play behind closed doors

by Leviathan 666 March 6, 2021


Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".

"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."

by Ewonyn April 2, 2017


mahogany music maker

One’s asshole

Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!

by HammerLife June 22, 2023


Music teach

Usually in her mid 30s is single and very over weight

Look at that fat music teach

by Mark the best December 6, 2017


TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME

TRAP SO OLD GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Another majestic bar from LAZER DIM 700 I don't gotta explain nothing.

"TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Niggas already bitin' nigga tryna clone nigga can't see the fire, they think it ain't on me".

by SOLØ June 5, 2024


High School Musical Syndrome

Feeling that kicks in when a girl watches some romantic movie, usually Disney like High School Musical. Girl gets romantic vibes on the perfect romantic guys in the movie that do romantic stuff to show their love. After seeing it, girl starts to judge her own relationship or loses interest on normal real guys, because reality seems way too simple to the new high standards caused by a movie. Also -- HSM Syndrome.

"Why won't he drive his way to my house in the middle of the night, because that would be just so freaking romantic, but nooooo guys are just way too "lazy"!"
"Oh gosh. What a total High School Musical Syndrome..."

by Jägerbomb April 17, 2016


Mainstream Music

Cancer

Most people in my school listen to Mainstream Music and it and due to them playing it so much whilst I was in earshot, it gave me ear cancer.

by Rotten Turkey May 23, 2022