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verb; to take part in fabricating or smoking crack cocaine.
If you're going to rock up, close the curtains so the neighbors can't see you.
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The most simplistic form of music known to man. 2 or 3 chords and no talent is involved.
punk rock can suck my cock.
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a person with a huge forehead, i'm talking massive ... like Bonk from Bonk's Adventures.
This ming hag at the Bloodhound Gang show was rocking her Rock of Gibraltar.
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To drink so heavily that describing the alcoholic as "being plastered" just won't cut it.
Bro, did you SEE the liquor lineup tonight? Oh, man, I'm gonna get fuckin' sheet rocked!
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Death Rock is coined from the 2009 Nicholas Cage movie "Knowing" where shiny black rocks were found in close vicinity to death victims.
Death Rock is known to deliver grave mishap to the person carrying this cursed item. Confessions include late, delayed or cancelled flights, being shat upon by birds, bitten by a poisonous spider, lightning striking a plane in mid flight, buses catching on fire as well as other unfortunate, but undisclosed misfortunes.
If Death Rock is in your possession, you may not destroy or lose it (you are the temporary bearer of this burden). You can volunteer (for example, slip this into their luggage, bag or purse) another soul to carry this burden but the same rules apply and the receiver must be aware of the rules.
"Did you hear that Dan M now has the Death Rock?" "No kidding?! That poor, sad bastard."
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started in the 50's by Elvis Presley
rock & roll is the coolest
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1. noun. a popular game where 1-4 players use plastic instrument controllers to hit notes that go along with various songs
2. noun. an excuse for lards to say they can play the guitar, drums, or sing
3. noun. a group of people that perform music, usually contains a singer, guitarist, drummer, and bassist. other instruments can be used as well to enhance the experience
1) Rock Band is a great party game. We'll rent that instead of using the Wii
2) Dude: I am so awesome at Rock Band!
Ellisniss MGP: I play the real thing biznatch. *guitar solo*
Dude: *explodes*
3) Dude: Have you ever heard of the rock band Enthymeme?
Ellisniss MGP: I thought you died.
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