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Normally lame ugly pretencious blonde BUTCH stretching idenity like beauty and sexiness of other real girl who used to appear NOT to be exactly American.
Dakota Johnson is an American Queen stretching real Anastasia biography.
A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.
this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.
this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.
this is a form of domination pleasure.
your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"
"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"
A phrase used to describe the intelligence possessed by residents of the U.S., due to the obvious fact that Americans are whiny, stupid, gullible people who have the most inadequate heath care system on the planet, and also tend to "go all Tourettes Guy" on the most insignificant of situations. Boy, how fucked up are those douches?!
NOTE: This phrase should/does not apply to legal, illegal, or semi-illegal immigrants, as America is not their official birthplace...and if it is, well then, we bid you good luck with your otherwise shitty life!!!
Time to apply some 'American level' decision-making!
Is not quite oldie by a birth but obviously sluggish and anorgasmic blonde butch constantly consuming youth hormone since her teens who`s consequently pretending to be a teenage girl even IN her 30s despite having ugly flat body and smashed mug
Look, it`s American Peach trying to get her fresh!
A sexual position in which the woman must hold an American flag in one hand and wear a sombrero, while the male must have grown a thick handlebar moustache and resemble a spaniard.
Let's have a crack at an American Gomez!
Shitting into a bucket with water and a hole in it. Then proceeding to strip down your partner and put the bucket over there mouth until there mouth is full.
Dude I just American Water Tortured my girlfriend.
A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.
ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.