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When a man sticks out his worm and a woman tries to catch it (head and/or sex).
Sally wants to play fishing with my dad.
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When you only get the selfie version of a fat person.
That girl was sexy in her selfie. Then I met her in real life and she was 375 lbs...she half-fished me!
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Somebody who thinks they're a shark is usually a bad fish, and often a silverfish, but never the shark.
He/she is one bad fish, one of many in the sea just like him/her.
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A person who wants an eight pack but can't get it.
"You're a fucking devil fish Josh."
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A fish goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Me; HEY GUYS A FISHY FISH GOES OOF
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The form of fishing where the line is used to propell the fly to the target. Unlike standard spin fishing where weight of the lure casts itself out, in fly fishing, the line propells the fly to the target because the line makes the tip of the rod bend, allowing the fly to reach its target in a well presentation. Unlike in spin fishing where most of the lures are made of wood, plastic, or metal, in fly fishing, the flies are made of synthetics, feathers, and other natural materials.
My brother in law and I are going fly fishing for trout and smallmouth today.
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Floating poo in the sea; Poo in the sea
Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.
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