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The sign on top of a pizza delivery man's car that identifies the store the pizza came from. It is form of advertising, but also identifies that a person carrying cash is coming.
Dude, you better remove that rob me sign from the top of your car before you deliver that pizza to the hood or you might get jacked.
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It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.
-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.
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Used to describe something so horrible that it can spontaneously infect victims with the HIV virus and instantly advance to full blown AIDS.
The YouTube movie you and your friends made was so lame that watching it gave me aids.
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"cover me"
something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts
tanya: omfg hurricane katrina status right now... "cover me"
mike: *throws a towel over her boobs*
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This idiom means, I was going to say/do the same thing and you did it before I could.
a: Shall we do something tonight
b: You beat me to it. Shall we go to Joe's?
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fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
falling for the same trick again.
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A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.
Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"