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The Day that HALO 2 will come out.
Cortana: What if you miss?
MC:I wont.
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A celebration for males & females that startes November 1st and ends the last day of November. This is the only time when it is acceptable to not shave, hence the name No Shave November.
Bill: Dude your beard is HUGE!
Alex: Yeah, I know. It's No Shave November !
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An abstract spoken method to say Nigger Juice to friends while still remaining unoffensive. Based on the NATO code for the letters N and J.
(White Man): Hey boy pass me some of that November Juliet you're drinking.
(Black Man): Sorry. I'm lazy and collect welfare.
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A day where people’s names that rhyme with seven get sex, a lot.
Hey my name is Kevin, and it is November 2 ,doesn’t that mean sex.
Yes.
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November 29th is National gay day! Anyone born on this date can show their pride! because there is no need to Hide🙈🙉
Hey tom your gay!
Is it November 29th again?
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A sacred month that, even though it is a good challenge for perverted ass pirates, isn't required, since nobody, included me, didn't give a diddly damn shit.
Person 1: How are you doing on No Nut November?
Person 2: T H R U S T
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Tell your crush/bf/gf you love them today.
Johnny:Dude its November 1, you know what that means...
Chris:I know, I gotta tell my crush I love them.
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