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When your partner or mate pulls down your due-rag over your eyes and beats the shit out of you
Lloyd why do you have bruises, Benny and I had Baseball Sex last night.
Curtain sex is when you come home and you see a penis sticking out from between the curtains. Instead of calling the police like a normal person, you flick it, suck it, then insert yourself on it.
Eva: Oh my god I had the best curtain sex yesterday!
Bob: Weren't you afraid?
Eva: No! *breaks down crying*
a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.
Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."
Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"
Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "
A phrase used to describe things (usually a person or object) of the highest quality.
"Max is top sex for doing all the work for us".
"That guy's car is top sex fosure".
When one breaks beyond conventional barriers into new frontiers and reaches PEAK SEX - this task is insurmountable for most and the side effects of PEAK SEX can be extremely dangerous given when one passes through the event horizon of PEAK SEX, they will never be the same again.
Back-to-back bareback raw anal with three women over a week, in Poland - PEAK SEX
Sex with an incapacitated, or unconscious person.
Shelly wasn't in any mood to hookup? So after she passed out, I had Cosby sex with her
When having sex with the man on top, a female grips his back. The man then squeezes his forearms behind her neck making the two appear to share a hug.
Nothing better than a morning sex hug