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Chris is a quiet and kinda antisocial dude but when you get close enough to him he is hilarious and will always be there for you. He's not much of a party person but that's ok because he can stay home with you and watch a new movie and cuddle. He is pure at heart and you will not regret getting to know him because even thought he is a nerd and super artistic he is crazy and has an awesome sense of humor. If you betray or hurt someone he cares about he's not afraid to stand up to them for you and he's an awesome friend.
1: You know that Chris dude?
2: Yea, what about him?
1:He's really cool you should get to know him.
2: But he's really quiet.
1: No he's not just get to know him.
Chris's are mostly eating food and enjoy to sounded by girls they mostly eat burritos taco's and any other foods that it finds. Christians don't like nice guys and just hit them for fun.
Chris elbowed me!
A 2'5" tall white midget that can pass off as a 7'3" black woman. Has a penis that starts at 1" and ends at 200'6"
Wtf is Chris doing at this party.
dude he's black.
Usually short. Very sweet. Also smart. Will help you with anything. Has attitude! Tends to be a smart ass. Overall bestfriend material.
Girl 1: He’s so sweet and smart!
Girl 2: Duh! His name is Chris
He is a horizontal Cornelius, which is the man of mysterious. Smoking joints in the dark he got money on the side 10k on the line oh yea. 24 hours driving to the Steven, Bay Area hotels expensive. He don’t give a fuck his name is Chri Chri Chri. He got bars and titties scoop scoop scoop mothafucka you see me.
Grip on the Glock (Chri), control the block (Chri)
Flood the whole box (flood) with nothin' but rocks (flood)
Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.
Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!
Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.