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In the wars means someone that is constantly having trouble completing any task. Normally consists of throwing hands in the air and a lot of hands on hips while swearing about a task
Hey look there’s Mick he’s in the wars again today
The definition of Civil War Rizz is when a white man in a George Washington hat grabs his 4th cousin once removed at uses the Civil War or Colonial Rizz then precedes to go home and two of his prized captives give him a Deep Dark Sleep
Damn I sure used my civil war rizz today but I had another Deep Dark Sleep
When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
The Badussy War I was the first floptropican war.
Belligerents:
-Da Boyz Union
State of Chad
Empire of Mew
Republic of Rizzler
-Kingdoms of Floptropica (before our time, Floptropica did not exist yet.)
Kingdom of Jiafei
Kingdom of Cardussy Beech
Dynasty of Nickussi Moanaj
State of Megussy Thee Stallion
Republic of Cupcakkina
3435 Kingdom
Various Potaxie Tribes
The first battle happened at the Lighthouse of Flops, Avocado City, in the Northwestern Potaxie Tribe Territory.
Casualties: 21
Daboyzz - 6
Flops - 15
The second battle striked at the Bojayna City in Cupcakke Republic, with the Da Boyz Union taking over the entire Republic in a few days.
The kingdoms of Nickussy Moanaj, Jiafei, 3435, Cardussy Beech and Megussy Thee Stallion formed into the Republic of Flop. (Better known as Floptropica)
Lana Del Rey, a general in the war fought at the battle of Positions Port, 3435 Kingdom.
Del Rey died after the 420th unit of skibidi kids tortured her.
All the kingdoms would push out the Da Boyz Union away from the sacred lands of Floptropica, to preserve it for the four other wars to come.
-TREATY OF JIAFEINA-
The Da Boyz Union shall never attack Floptropica until this treaty expires.
Floptropica will gain all of its stolen lands back.
The Da Boyz Union will pay for the 69 people dead of Floptropica, with 12 of them being from endangered Potaxie Tribes, having to be preserved.
Person 1: omg i ate my grandma in the Badussy War I!!!!
Person 2: omg thats slander!
A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
When you are taking a piss and need to shit
Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts
A massive argument in the comment section.
Comment wars are usually started by trolls or people who can't respect different opinions.