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that aussie over there is an australian bush wookie
Fair play to John, he came out of the bushes!
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Do you think he’ll be coming out of the bushes with her tonight?
Dude did you hear how that kid was doing some pretty bush league behavior. He said, “when I use the microwave, I go to the bathroom quickly and try to beat it.”
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Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.
What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.
Fuck jeb bush no further explanation required
Ian: Nik why did you just run over that sign?
Nik: fuck jeb bush
Do not fuck with any of these men. They will shoot you in the legs and then molest you.
Joe: Oh shit! There is a Vietnamese Bush Camper!
Bob: Holy fuck! He has me by my dick!
Vietnamese Bush Camper: Gim Shi Hoyyyaaaa!!!!
the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669
“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”