someone who resembles part douche, part deuce mccallister and that eats the excrement of assholes. no one likes these "douche mccallister"s, because of their lack of brain activity and over activity of smell.
man, that pat galloway is a douche mccallister.
why do you say that?
cause he's a smelly douche-looking mother fudger and i cant stand the odor any longer.
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The derivation of the latin word ductio, meaning shower and the slang word 'dizzle', the combination of which is used to describe a sanitation utility for the canal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice if the genital canal, or to the cloaca.
"Yo man, that chick needs a dizzle douche!"
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Synonymous with douche bag; can also refer to the male hair style of cow-licked bangs with pomade (flipped up).
Erica's douche bouche boyfriend has a douche bouche on the front of his head.
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A made basket in basketball that not only swishes (touches only net) but makes a distinct "douching" sound
Nah dawg...that wasn't no swish man.. that was all douche G!
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The one plug that takes up five thousand slots on your surge protector
"Is there a slot on your surge protector where I can plug my phone in?"
"Sorry, there's one douche plug that takes up all of the fucking slots"
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1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know.
2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.
"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe.
"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.
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Similar reference to douchebag, but said when the speaker desires to get a laugh.
Nick: Look, guys! I can bench 200 pounds twenty times!
Alex: Nick, you're being a bag of douche.
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