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When you are in a vehicle and the driver dies from AIDS, which causes the car to crash, also killing you.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Jimmy died from Second Hand AIDS?
Guy 2: Yeah man, it really be like that sometimes.
Someone who argues with or gets offended by snowflakes and think they are doing something when in reality they look just as dumb.
person 1 *argues with snowflake in instagram comments
person 2 ''how u gonna be a 2nd hand snowflake SMH''
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Used in the exchange of drugs, a double hand shake is where you shake both of the dealers hands in your opposite hands, i.e right with right, left with left, and swap over the goods.
He takes the money out of your right hand whilst you take the dope/MDMA whatever with your left.
Used to disguise the transaction.
Dude you got my dope?
Yeah let's double hand shake so that guy over there doesn't see.
A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.
Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.
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masturbating (male only)
I'm off for a portuguese hand pump
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When a guy expects to get a blow-job from a girl but only gets a hand job
"Dude, did that girl give you dome?"
"Naw man, I got hand-i-capped"
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When one gets a hand-job from a large hairy man at a bus stop on a rainy day.
Man, Matt was so happy when it finally rained. He'd been waiting for a Totoro Hand-Job for, like, 3 weeks.
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