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Do not fuck with any of these men. They will shoot you in the legs and then molest you.
Joe: Oh shit! There is a Vietnamese Bush Camper!
Bob: Holy fuck! He has me by my dick!
Vietnamese Bush Camper: Gim Shi Hoyyyaaaa!!!!
Fair play to John, he came out of the bushes!
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Do you think he’ll be coming out of the bushes with her tonight?
Dude did you hear how that kid was doing some pretty bush league behavior. He said, “when I use the microwave, I go to the bathroom quickly and try to beat it.”
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When you go out wearing a dress and you don't wear panties.
- "What was Tiffany wearing last night?!"
- "I'm not sure but she was definitely popping out a bush"
When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.
“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”
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Having your beard singed by the flaming fart of an overweight partner.
What happened to your beard?
Oh, I had a bit of an Auzzie bush fire with Bertha last night.
Homer was going to play golf with Flanders but then Flanders said no, so Homer fled into the bushes
Homer flees into the bushes in the Simpsons