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would-u

The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.

Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.

As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).

It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…

by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011


R u

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Chris: R u going out tonight?
Amy: No.

by YourFriendChris September 15, 2020


U/S

Unserviceable

I have a feeling the sd card is U/S

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C U N T

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That bitch dr henry, she's such a C U N T

by Saltydoctor123 January 5, 2021


#u:%fag

A person that doesn't want to fuck off

Dude, he's such a #u:%fag

by #u:%fag February 11, 2020


cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009


No u no tackbacks

the end of the no u

me: your mum gay
friend: no u
me:no u no tackbacks

by Memeboiiiiiiii May 10, 2019