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If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.
You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.
Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
Pornography that involves transgender people, and isn't gay as long as it involves a woman in it.
Me: Have you ever masturbated to tranny porn?
My friend: WTF! NO!
Me: No? If it's a tranny and a chick having sex, it's not gay.
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the debut single by the Canadian rock band My Darkest Days from their self-titled debut album released on September 21, 2010
It performed better on the Billboard Mainstream Rock Tracks chart, where it spent two weeks at number one. Chad Kroeger of Nickelback sings a verse in the Porn Star Dancing video, which was filmed at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas
A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.
"Ugh... The martian is just proficiency porn"
a addiction of pornography.
can cause troubles with romantic or sexual realtionships.
some watch porn SO much that they get erectile disfuction.
also amateur porn fucking sucks
"dude parker has such a porn addiction that his penis has trouble getting hard"
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When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.
Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.
Sexual Intercourse filmed in space.
Guy 1: Cool! The new pornhub movie named "Space Cock" just released!
Guy 2: I call that Aeronautical Porn