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When you gotta give that head, but you ain't too happy about it.
After an exhausting night of straight oral n' anger, John asked Gary if he could please go home now.
When you stop and stick your tongue in her butt hole and sniff it right after, then you're ready to hurl on her back and use the overflow for lube.
"Bro Jim smells like dick, pussy, and puke tonight wtf?"
"He musta hit his girl with the old puke n poke last night."
"Oh he's always running out of lube, dirty bastard."
"I HATE when he tongue punches her fart box just to puke for lube while he's deep in the poon!"
Fluff n Tuff is a nickname that shows a person on the inside and outside.On the outside sweet,outgoing,courage,and funny.On the inside she a really tough cookie!No matter how much she is put down or hurt!She won't ever give up on anything or anyone.Fluff n Tuff also happens to be a roller Derby name.So watch out!Respect a Fluff n Tuff!
Girl:Oh, it's just Fluff n Tuff
Waking up and hitting the vape - basically the same thing as waking up and having a cigarette, but with a vape.
I wake-n-vape every morning since I stopped smoking cigarettes
When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.
"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"
"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"
Giving a sloppy blowjob to a deserving fellow
I asked was she trying to give ya boy that slurp n burp
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The cutest, most unstable but still make it work couple.
''hey dude is that maria n anthony fighting again'' ''yeah dude they're cute but it gets annoying.''