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Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.
IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.
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when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.
urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars
nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!
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Once you're kissed by James Charles, you have to undo the curse by turning whatever that thumbs up thing is to blue
"You've been kissed by James Charles
Like to undo
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the street word for "blow job"
just so your parents don't find out what you're talking about
"yo when's your girl giving you that bag of hershey kisses
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A Phrase mainly used by foreigners to show their appreciation for their family and friends
Mom: Hey Sven, I love you
Sven: Kiss my ass!
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to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned
Amanda: yer a dork
Jason: kiss my grits
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Fecal matter that has been expelled from the anus, then squeezed off. The protruding end flares against the underwear and thus creates a distinct hershey kiss shaped piece of shit.
Amanda: "I just squeezed off another hershey kiss."
Jon: "Girls don't actually shit or fart, do they?"
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