all that glitters is gold

a phrase used by a piss-fetishist when they are craving for some golden-yellow love

Kennith - "Hey big sexy, whatcha wanna do tonight?"
Benjamin - "All that glitters is gold"

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the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

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We are all guys here

You use this term when you are about to do something that is really gay, or homosexual. It involves people you are close too and seemingly justifies the act because the people present are supposedly all straight males yet they are committing gay acts, but it is straight since they know it is gay.

guy1: "hey man whats up"
guy2: "nm just whacking it"
guy1: "you wanna circle jerk?"
guy2: "no man why would you say that?"
guy1: "Its cool man we are all guys here"

guy1: "hey man wanna suck my cock?"
guy2: "heck no!"
guy1: "its cool man we are all guys here, I mean unless you're not a guy"

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brings all the boys to the yard

a colloquialism that indicates the irresistability of something and as such people will come to experience it.

Her pole dancing is so hot it brings all the boys to the yard.

Or as Kelis has rapped, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life Is better than yours, damn right is better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."

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all up in my vagina

An expression used by females to state the frequency with which they encounter a specific individual or are made aware of their existence, male or female.

"Marcos has sent me five e-mails in the past hour. I swear, he's all up in my vagina. It's so annoying."

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All up in my chilli

The word "chilli", in this popular slang term (especially among scholarly, funny individuals) is commonly used in replacement of the word "business", "grill", "kool-aid", etc.

"Tausha, why you always ALL up in my chilli??"

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The Greatest Speech of All Time

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.

The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*

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