like literally legit

80% of a boring person's vocabulary

Jennifer: today like I went to Starbucks, but like I got so hyper later on because I like drank coffee this morning already. like literaaaally hyper. I couldn't stop talkinggggggg. I was like a legit parrot the whole day. Literally. Like i'll never drink so much eeein a daaaay.

what i heard: like literally legit

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Bopping Like A Teenie

A horny 8 year old that likes lollipops, unicorns, & sparkles.
her vagina sparkles.
Her hobbies are stripping, sexting, & pole dancing.
she has 8 STD's but there are 3 more test results coming in.
she wants Justin Bieber in her pants, along with a middle aged man with lots of candy.

Lil' Wayne- did you see her, JB?

Justin Bieber- yeah she was a total Bopping Like A Teenie.

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eat it like groceries

The act of eating your lover's ass hole so gratuitously and with such vigor, a comparison could be made between said ass hole and grocery products.

"Tom Cruise makes sad, powty faces if I don't eat it like groceries before going for walks in the park"-John Travolta

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wild like goulash

Used to describe something that's fucking off the head... Something that's wicked, very good. Comes from the fact that goulash tastes awesome.
Originated in Newfoundland, Canada.

Scenario: 2 guys playing Halo 2

Guy 1: This is fuckin wild like goulash man!
Guy 2: Oh yeah

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Top it like it's hot

When a dominant lesbian gets on top for a friction fandango.

"K.D., top it like it's hot"

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fucked like bunnies

Had sex very often

"Hey brad how much did you have sex in highschool"?

"Oh dude me and my girl fucked like bunnies"

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Stressed like catgut

Stressed out beyond description. From the use of catgut to make violins.

Dammit - I got two exams tomorrow plus I have to go to court. Stressed like catgut ... where the heck is the nearest gas station? I gotta get some Red Bull.

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