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"Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni
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An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.
"I have a MAJOR porn star boner! AWESOME!"
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When your dick hasn't gotten hard within a long period of time and it suddenly turns REALLY hard!!
DUDE i havent jacked off in such a long time that I got a RUSTY STEEL BONER and i came like no OTHER!!
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The erection of a manatee that seems to bob up and down because of rage naturally.
Look at how graceful that raging manatee boner looks flopping around.
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An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.
"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"
Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."
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Ready for action but nowhere to go, left hanging or unprepared to situation.
Dude, you have to come to my party! Don't leave me NWB.
My boss asked me what I thought about the case, but I hadn't read it yet. I was NWB.
I did't know I supposed to bring a gift to the party, I just showed up NWB.
NWB: Naked With a Boner
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Acquiring a boner from exposure to material of the Harry Potter universe. This could be from watching a Harry Potter film, or something simple like seeing a stick resembling a magic wand. A Harry-Potter-Boner or "HPB" is something highly treasured and congratulated amongst Harry Potter Fans.
Tony: "Dude that Harry Potter film was so good i just got a HPB"
Chris:"A HPB?"
Tony:"Yeh, a Harry-Potter-Boner"
Chris: "Gratz on that man!"
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