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1)Boredom.
2)to have a GDRITBY: to be bored,
3)to build a GDRITBY, to kill time,
4)to be a GDRITBY, to be an amusing waste of time, an easy ride, or a complete wank.
(it is considered a faux-pass to specify possesion of the backyard in question)
Of Washington D.C./VA/MD (USA) regional origin, generaly thought to have been inspired by an episode of Myth-Busters, and; or the ramblings of a random meth-head who works in a drivethru.
"What are you doing Friday?"
"Not much, just building a giant death-ray in the backyard."
"Indeed."
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A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.
As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.
Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?
Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...
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a quote used by Raiden in Mortal Kombat after killing Shinnok in the ending after MK X and Before MK 11.
Shinnok: Even you cannot kill an elder god
Raiden There are Fates worst than death.
When you are told to Go commit death yourself then you will die instantly.
Bob: Go commit deathpacito *dabs*
Jeffery: Go commit death yourself.
Bob: *dies*
Jeffery *dies*
The smell of that exudes the 3rd stall of the 1st floor bathroom after the tiny woman leaves from her explosively nose hair stinging diarrhea spell. The smell that seems like it is physically impossible to leave the body of such a small human, not to mention them walk out alive without their insides left behind.
Avoid the bathroom for about 20 minutes. Lady with The shit of death aka gutrot has just relieved herself in the 3rd stall.
The Right Wing Death Squad can be seen as one of the extreme variants that lead to the birth of "The Honkening" in recent times, theses are beliefs that the world they are living has went crazy to the point of a need to hard-restart civilization, embodied by the Right Wing Death Squad: an elite force of convinced militia personel equiped with gear meant to strike fear into their targets while making the wearer an unstoppable armed force with an adament resolve to get rid off of what they think caused their society to the brink of collapse.
One example could be the recent New Zealand shooting (if we spare the details) with its mechanical way of acting and lack of empathy, treating the targets with extreme prejudice and still thinking he has done the right thing.
"It is time to eradicate what has been a curse to modern society: jews. niggers. kebab. brits."
-some right wing death squad enthousiast
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A phrase most appropriately used following an evening of social antics during which copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed. It is usually used to inform others that said beverage consumer has a shit-bad hangover.
Mate, you were wankered last night... you look awful
Tell me about it. I feel like death.
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