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Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.
Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.
Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.
Keister some lighter fluid, and when you fart you hold a lighter by your ass.
Bro, watch me ass dragon this shit.
Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.
Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!
Exactly what it sounds like. Also, why the fuck did you look this up.
He used his final trump card when they were least expecting it, the infamous "gae dragon cumshot"
a bitch who gets into agruements and doesnt fucking know what to do barking all day all night and soft also wants attention badly even from dogs
Dragon king:
Hey im not ok with that
Someone:
Kys bitch
A drunked bitch who fights while being drunk and gets into alot of agruements and fights
Dragon king:
Hey brat come here i will punch u in the balls
Someone:
i think i had a gun some where here