something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*
Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny
Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here
Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something
Guy 1: ok then
English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.
Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.
I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?
Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...
An expression of sheer surprise, usually when something either good or bad unexpected happens. From the television show Farscape.
"Well frell me dead! Your plan actually worked!"
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Tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.
Oh man, did you see C.P.D. wearing the fuck me boots? She's ready for some action!
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like the phrase it's all greek to me, meaning you don't understand. However,
there is no language as british, so it is a stupid phrase
this math test is so hard! it's all british to me
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Get me off means to help someone in the process of cumming
"I want my boyfriend to get me off"
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a mitski song, which is absolutely devastating
potentially about unrequited love or a deceased lover
can be found on the "bury me at makeout creek"album
pretty girl 1: whats ur fave mitski song?
pretty girl 2: carry me out.
pretty girl 1: oh damn u got attachment issues dont u