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fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in

Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then

by SmallCreamDaddy November 27, 2021


Wedge me in a door and call me Ginger

English colloquial turn of phrase regarding great, unexplainable miraculous events.

Exclamation of surprise when confronted with an astounding occurrence.

I say, Chalmers old bean, did you see that Jerry airship just explode?

Well wedge me in a door and call me Ginger, Asquith, jolly good show. What? Mind you, shame that the chap from the Royal Flying Corps didn't bail out before the fireball got him ...

by D B Cooper December 20, 2013


frell me dead

An expression of sheer surprise, usually when something either good or bad unexpected happens. From the television show Farscape.

"Well frell me dead! Your plan actually worked!"

by wordboy June 5, 2004

38๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me boots

Tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh man, did you see C.P.D. wearing the fuck me boots? She's ready for some action!

by Dan June 1, 2003

1662๐Ÿ‘ 216๐Ÿ‘Ž


it's all british to me

like the phrase it's all greek to me, meaning you don't understand. However,

there is no language as british, so it is a stupid phrase

this math test is so hard! it's all british to me

by j-rob mad fresh May 1, 2010

92๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


get me off

Get me off means to help someone in the process of cumming

"I want my boyfriend to get me off"

by D_Duncan September 13, 2014

115๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


carry me out

a mitski song, which is absolutely devastating

potentially about unrequited love or a deceased lover
can be found on the "bury me at makeout creek"album

pretty girl 1: whats ur fave mitski song?
pretty girl 2: carry me out.
pretty girl 1: oh damn u got attachment issues dont u

by juliette <3 May 13, 2021