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When you blow your nose one more time after getting most of the snot out just to make sure.
"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."
telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
telling you nonsense and pulling your leg f-sag.
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.
When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome
Blowing your liquor means to pray and appreciate upon the dead (the ones who are not with use anymore) and to let them know you’re taking that shot for them.
🗣️: This is for you pops *blows the shot b4 takin it. I love you . Blow your liquor to honor the dead