Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit
On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can
Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!
punching a large gay man in the ass at your friend's bachelor party
I lost a paw bear punching at Dave's bachelor party.
duct taping a live piglet to your fist and punching someone in the face.
yo he totally piglet punched that guy lastnight
Same as Donkey Punch, but in Australia.
I gave that Sheila a right Joey Punch last night, mate.
During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.
Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*
When you go so deep in a females vajoober with your fist that it’s like a punching bag, therefore fisty mcbeef punch!
Me: Hey bro my tinder date let me freak and fisty mcbeef punch her!
Friend: No way! I wish I could be like Rocky Balboa and do that!