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K-nee

Not to be confused with knee, it means on trend-the trendiest word of all words

This is soooooo K-nee.

by Jomie September 30, 2021


K Dizzle

AKA kiss-cut nick, cabbage patch skid, malcom in the dizzle, K dizzlar, kernal clink.

A guy at work who does fuck all for a large portion of the day and makes out he's working on something super important, when in reality he sat talking about the 80's to someone who's heard the same story 100 times, has a short temper and finds it difficult to apologies for his mistakes, has a strange superiority complex developed over years getting his on way, finds it difficult to move with the times and when drops a clinker it smells like cabbage.

Also has a incessant need to patrol the biscuit tin to make sure that no one eats them except for him, complains about people taking holiday and time off for childcare needs because he never had the luxury of this 'back in the day'.

Will tell the same jokes multiple times a day expecting everyone to laugh and when they don't he'll be offended.

Generally, he can pleasant enough but even think about leaving pizza crust on plate in plain view.

K Dizzle: Many years ago.....
K Dizzle: I hope so they buried him.
K Dizzle: Can you put on the calendar when you are in.

K Dizzle: John, can you those pizza crusts in the bin....NOW !

John: (thinks k dizzle is joking because who really cares) lol.

K Dizzle: *leaves and comes back shortly and gets in johns face and shouts in front the whole office* WHY HAVENT YOU DONE WHAT I SAID IM IN CHARGE IM THE MANAGER PUT YOUR CRUSTS IN THE BIN !!!!

John: fuck off, k dizzle you smell like a cabbage you cunt, sit down and shut up, anyway gotta meant to be in sauna in 10 mins you put the crusts in the bin you quim cunt munch

by Rallisman February 9, 2024


hannah k

she is such an angel and loves to wear comfy clothing everyday. She is an amazing person to talk to about your problems and always looks out for her friends.

she is such a hannah k

by riyakxndru February 22, 2021


The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

by Krkič September 19, 2020


kdzfhg a;oibrugirjbelkyioybluaer uirhgah;k fslghjkvb;oigfxuyhioerhtl'p

When your cat jumps on your keyboard and starts playing on it

Man1: Hey Kitty! Jump off the keyboard now!!!
*looks at his email*
*Dear sir,
kdzfhg a;oibrugirjbelkyioybluaer uirhgah;k fslghjkvb;oigfxuyhioerhtl'p*
*with a final paw at the enter key, his e-mail is sent*

by ProgrammingKeeda September 11, 2020


Zoe k

Zoe k is a popular girl in high school and will think that she is just so amazing even when she is insecure and rude

look! it’s zoe k! stay away

by hippommmm October 9, 2020


K-leigh

Kleigh means that girl with the bomb ass pussy game. Everyone wants her.

K-Leigh means that girl with the bomb ass pussy game. Everyone wants her.

by Loveislaw May 27, 2022