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a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
To hit sumone block to fuck they hynas
Man fuck ya doin
just hit yo block like ping pong. u got a problem ehse?
When a colleague schedules a meeting anytime after 2pm on a Friday.
My boss TGIF blocked me so I couldn't run errands this afternoon.
how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head
villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨
When you and a lady are going at it all night
We went back to her place after the movie and I beat the block down
similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head
Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked
when you're watching or reading something sexually stimulating on your computer and then a pop up suddenly appears and blocks your vision on the screen.
Guy 1: man i was fapping to this video and just when i was near my limit a pop up suddenly appeared!
ending up blowing to some "free iphones"
Guy 2: lol you got pop blocked so hard.