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3 days is the proper exaggeration for any amount of time. Even if the real time is reasonably more then 3 days, 3 days is still considered reasonable.
Andrew: It'll take him 3 days to walk to work. Let's drive by and mock him while throwing snowballs at him.
Bob: It'll take him like 3 days to read that book. It's huge.
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a cool Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fan-game created by TheGuestToBlame.
Also known as ABD.
"Hey wanna play some A Bizarre Day?"
"HELL YEAH! I JUST GOT A SHINY GER!"
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Completely meaningless phrase which has gained inexplicable global popularity. It's an incomplete thought: Back in what day? It's a redundant way of saying "Once, I..." or "I used to..." and adds words without adding any extra meaning. Similar to the equally pointless "at the end of the day..." popularised by English soccer stars.
Back in the day, I used to be younger.
I was a child once, back in the day.
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the once a year surprise event at Le Moyne College when everyones inner alcoholic comes out to play. all of the girls inner whore comes out and it is more than likely all guys will get laid on this day. hell some of the girls will get laid by girls too.
girl: On Dolphy day last year i puked up all the cum i just swallowed and woke up with a massive hangover
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Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
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Green Day is the name of the now band formerly known as Sweet Children, from Rodeo Cali. The members were potheads as teenagers and were watching Sesame Street once, and they said 'green day' at some point on it and they thought it was funny. So, it became slang for day spent smoking marijuana. John Kiftmeyer (aka Al Sobronte, former drummer of Green Day) had a jacket made that had 'green day' written on the back, and eventually they decided to make it their band name. They also have a song called 'Green Day' that is pretty much about the same thing.
Also, the best band in the world, btw.
'at green day yesterday was awwwwwwsome. the teletubbies are so friggin funny!
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The holiday Rememberance Day that small children have accidentally come to know as Novemberance Day, most likely due to the fact that it is in November.
Boy: "Hey mom are we gonna get poppies this Novemberance Day?"
Mom: "Hmm? Oh! Don't you mean Rememberance Day?"
Boy:(embarrassed) "Yeah, that one."
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