Dad

The person that's still buying milk

Kid: Hey mum, where's dad?

Mother: Buying milk

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I drank way too much, and now I have DADS

Dad

The Man who created you with the assistance if your mother and brought you to this world

I love my dad he cares for me he protects me and most of all I love playig a good catch with him....I love you dad 😇

Dad

What is a dad

A dad is a non existent object that left for milk

Dad

someone who left you for the milk

a: where’s ur dad
b: he left me for the milk
c: lol i knew it

DAD

SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST

I DONT HAVE A DAD

Dad

Something I dont have.

Oh wow you dont have a dad? Sucks.