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A man who at times calls you bro.
Me: Morning bro! I need upkeep money.
Dad: Am not your bro. Am your dad.
Me: I love you dad.
Dad: love you too bro.
A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.
Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.
A dad is somthing you do not have, so it is no shock you are here looking for a definiton
"I Fucked his Dad"
he said he was just getting milk but never came back
dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes
a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .
Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!
The man that fucked your mom
“Hey dad…” “Wait dad DAD DAAADDDD *Cries* where’d you go dad”