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Crying over spilled milk

When a man jerks off too soon and exhausts his cum supply before he has a chance to stick it in a woman's pussy.

He: I'm already out
Her: It's no use crying over spilled milk

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

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Mysterious Glass o' Milk

Where you gather 5 or more friends(male or female) and offer everyone a glass of milk. Prepare the drinks in the kitchen, using all similar glasses except one. Quickly bust a nut into the odd glass out before pouring the milk. Bring all of the drinks to the table and let them choose their fate. Sit back and await your victim.

Person 1: I've played plenty of crazy party games in my day, but that was unexpectedly gross!
Person 2: I agree! I never would've expected to end up with a Mysterious Glass o' Milk situation at Happy's place.

by Heisenbyrge May 5, 2016

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He needs some milk

He needs some milk.

Kylee-Luke, why did you lie to me?

Sarah-He needs some milk.

by Jett Featherston December 31, 2016

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fetchin' da soya milk

1. Used as a phrase to say one is well.
2. Used to big oneself up.
3. Used as a threat.

1. "How are you?"
- "I is fetchin' da soya milk blud"
2."Yo G, dat girl is fetchin' da soya milk boi"
3. "U wanna watch bruv, eazy now, or Il be fetchin' da soya milk"

by PGANGSTABLUD May 11, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


cat drinking the milk out the bowl

cat drinking the milk out the bowl is a metaphor for the slurping of the "milk" out of the vagina. usually done by a male, but not in all cases........

lets just say, last night i was cat drinking the milk out the bowl!!!

by dacatz February 27, 2011

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Cherry flavoured Noddy Milk

Two people giving and receiving oral sex simultaneously, while one person is on their period. The goal is to climax together and kiss after mixing menstrual blood from one partner with the semen from the other partner in their mouths during the kiss,

Did you like my Cherry Flavoured Noddy Milk?

by MotherShipton January 6, 2022

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don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.

Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*

by cumsquad January 9, 2023