First Bite Rule

When eating in a restaurant for the first time, your First Bite creates an impression of food and the ambiance of the said place and therefore, rules over the entire experience.

I was eating at this new place, and my First Bite Rule tells me that the food there is bland and the service is below par. Lets go to another place, have a First Bite Rule, and we will see it from there if it is worth repeating.

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Stupid Rule Enforcer

One, usually in school enforces all the rules in school and is proud of it.

Andrew "Dude, James is such a Stupid Rule Enforcer."

Chris "What did he do this time?"

Andrew "He told on Paul for playing games on the computers when the teacher wasn't noticing"

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Don Johnson Rule

If you're 30ish and concerned a potential date is too young. Ask them who Don Johnson is. People born after the late 80s will most likely not know Don Johnson.

He is a violation of the Don Johnson Rule.

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Rule of three call

Calling a celebrity to die after two other stars have passed in order to take the curse off of yourself.

Tracy: Do you have any urge to investigate corruption in Russia?

Betty: Is this a rule of three call!?

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yoshimonsta rule 34

The best thing to ever come out of humanity and fred's reason for living

fred: imma go make some yoshimonsta rule 34 because its so fucking hot
everyone ever: wtf is wrong with you y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶n̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶v̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶

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"Somebody's Baby" Rule

The requirement that a couple make love any time they hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. This rule has been around since approximately Christmas of 1982.

A wife is in the kitchen making crispy onion chicken with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner when "Somebody's Baby" comes on the radio. She should immediately look at her husband and say, "By virtue of the "Somebody's Baby" Rule, we shall make love tonight." And the lovemaking shall commence that night after the kids go to bed.

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Rule 34-W

The term applies to the wide, and seemingly infinite range of fan fictions written about anything conceivable, ranging from icons stemmed from pop culture to fictional animals of significance, particularly found on the large online story networking site that is Wattpad.

Sarah: Tiffany, you should definitely read this new Harry Styles fanfic I wrote, sure on the surface it's like the other seven hundred and eighty thousand Fanfics but in this one Harry's blonde!!

Tiffany: Geez, Sarah, wish I could but I'm really into this fanfic where Susan Boyle is stuck in this love triangle between Stacey's Mom and Snoop Dog.
Sarah: Woah, ok? That exists?
Tiffany: Hello .. Rule 34-W, duh.

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