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Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.
Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire
Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.
When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.
To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy
In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.
A weird way to say condom.
To use a sock to cover the ejac when masturbating.
"Hold on Jenny, I need my Hot Dog Sock."
"I'm about to blow, better grab the Hot Dog Sock."