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Tom

10/10, looks & personality.

A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.

Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.

If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.

They also have a 6-12” penis.

Tom is a sexy male

by ZTKOPLTY November 23, 2021


Tom

he likes to fuck my mother and i don’t like it

Tom: mm mother

by November 22, 2021


Tom

An alcoholic void eyes jehovah's witness who cries over a bass and stabs people with harpoons

Tom is a dick

by Tordloveshentai September 1, 2017


Tom

A fucking sexy god that has a dick 12 inches+ simply looking at him will make you blind from the pure godliness

Tom

by Hfjdksjdhdisi November 28, 2021


Tom

A beautiful guy with bright large eyes, freckles, and AMAZING cheekbones! generous but indenial when he likes someone. a stalker, and a pedophile. likes to wear dresses and is slightly gay.

Omg is Tom going out with ABBIE?!2??
yeah, they're a great ship.

by amichellex December 17, 2018


Tom

This big boy is a Fraud claims to be a viking but is as British as they come! Sipping tea and eating crumpets.

This guy has a folder of memes and nugget porn :eyes:

Tom is a nutty geezer

by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018


tom

a dutch guy with big dick.

person 1 : who is that dutch guy with big dick?

person 2: oh thats tom.

by annabananaanna September 20, 2021