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David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...
Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
You don't see them often, but all they know how to do is say their own name.
A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.
Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David
David's a pretty tall dude. A skater at heart. At peace with everyone and everything. Universally beloved yet humble. Just a friendly wandering tree.
David: *appears*
Everyone: if it ain't my favorite cunt
David is an outgoing wild adventurous guy. He comes off as a bit of a dick but once you get to know him he is really sweet with a very kind heart.
He has beautiful eyes and will look at you like you are the only person in the world. Sadly he will hurt you because people like David usually attract a lot of women so they can't be faithful to one girl.
They usually have low self esteem so they will take a lot of their issues out on you and leave you for a more domineering woman.
The best time of my life was when I with David.
David the most outrageous, caring man I have ever met.
David is someone any body can ask for
Most fun person to be with and be around David is someone any body can ask for