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When someone farts on a scarf or other piece of clothing then brings that to their face in order to sniff their own brand, similar to that of the Dutch Oven and Fart pillow, but where the victim is yourself!
Ashby is at it again she has sat on the fart scarf and is sniffing away... she loves the smell of her own brand!
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A bubble fart is the excression of gas from the dirty brown hole of ones buttox. Bubble farts createss a warm sensational experience but may be followed by diareah. As soon as you hear the distinctive sound of a bubble fart, it is recommended to leave the room or building immediately for it is bound to smell like a pile of dead babies, burnt hair and mexicans.
Dude, last night i was bearbacking charles but he let out a warm and nausiating bubble fart. We are so threw.
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A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.
That Tony Blair is a real fart catcher to George W Bush!
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Any exhaust system 'upgrade' that makes your car sound like you fuel it up at a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food joint. Revving your engine will now sound like you pissed-off a bumble bee.
Real Car Guy 1: I hear a pissed-off bumble bee. I'm allergic to bees!
Real Car Guy 2: Don't worry. It's just some nut job ricer with a fart can.
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when your fannys so moist and it just claps like the circus and smells like sushi cheap sticks
jack: "i think aimee fanny farted"
lee: "its a stinker alright mate"
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A moment when an individual tries to force out a fart for the purpose of impressing your friends but then end up pooping in your own pants. Much like the story of Icarus, you have flown to close to the sun but instead of falling to your death, you have now shit your pants.
I had to go home for new underwear after I tried to force a fart in class yesterday but instead had an Icarus Fart in my pants.
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A fart that has very little gas content, as it is squeaking out ahead of a large solid mass in the bowels. The shallow fart portends defecation.
I'm having really shallow farts right now" = "My contractions are getting closer together
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