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I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.
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These are the morbidly obese people on news reports standing in food lines waiting for free food. You can indentify big fat fucking bums in two ways.
1. They're usually claiming no job or food but have cell phones.
2. They're generally standing in line in front of the skinny people that really do need the food.
Hey Glenda, I saw you were in that line getting free food on the news last night. You're a dear dear friend but I must tell you that you're a big fat fucking bum for doing that.
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The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.
“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”
A traditional English greeting that literally means "How are you?".
Alright Treacle, how's your bum for spots?
to say something is sweaty or kinky.
Yo son , you got sweaty bum cum .
hey i wanna lick your sweaty bum cum.
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a bum crumb ass nigga is that one nigga who thinks they the shit but actually fucken ass at everything they do, video games, school, and hell, even making friends. You can tell if somebody’s a bum crumb ass nigga if they wear their beanie at the top of their head with the top of the beanie all raggy n shit. They also wear baseball caps backwards and sitting on the top of their head so that they seem to have a tall head, bc their heads are small and their brains are small, and end up looking extra retarded.
Person 1: damn yo Damian is a fucken bum crumb ass nigga
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?
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A dance move where the man rubs his crotch suggestively against the back of the woman. Usually takes place in crowded dance floors
He's pure giving me the Happy Willy Bum Dance!!
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