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The period between when a couple ends their relationship, but neither one of them changes their relationship status on Facebook, thus alerting the news to all their friends.
"Oh man, did you hear Jack and Kate broke up?"
"No? They're still together on Facebook?"
"Hmmm, must still be in the Facebook Denial Period"
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As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.
I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!
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The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.
For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.
My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.
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The girl on Facebook who:
-Post hundreds of photos of just herself.
-Under each of the hundreds of photos comments "I look so ugly in this one."
-Brings the endless amounts of drama she creates in her life onto Facebook with her.
-Has a new boyfriend every week.
-Marries her best friend on Facebook.
-Has a Facebook status explaining how she is "so upset right now"
Also a meme.
-Says all guys are the same.
-Is a complete attention whore.
-Uses hashtags on Facebook.
-Is part of the 'Most beautiful teen competition'
-Post bikini pictures cropping out her face
-Does duckfaces
"Gosh, Whitney is such an idiot on facebook"
"I know, what an annoying facebook girl."
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When you post a comment to someone's status, immediately decide that your comment sucks and delete it, but the notification still goes out that you commented on it leaving everyone curious about what you intended to say.
"I wanted to come up with a witty rebuttal to Kelly's status, but I'm a tool so I did a Facebook air post instead."
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Basically another way of saying Fuck You or fuck your life, especially if the person your saying it to spends a lot of time on facebook.
Dan: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take man.
Chris: Dude! That's gonna be my next facebook status! :-D
Dan: Nigga fuck yo facebook!
Chris: *tears* But my facebook is my life :'(
Dan: Haha loser
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A person who consistently floods your news feed with their facebook actions. ie Writing on walls, taking quizes, updating their status every minute.
Guy 1: Man did you see the joke I had in my Facebook status? it was hilarious!
Guy 2: Sorry man Selena was going crazy with that Facebook Overdose (FOD). she was FODing and I wasn't able to see any other peoples actions sorry.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
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