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conditional nice guy

A man who takes on the aspects of a nice guy, but only until he is rejected. At that point, he will abandon her and redirect his efforts toward other girls. While the result can be problematic for the girl who just rejected him, especially if he previously went to great lengths to do nice things for her, he will justify his behavior with the claim that he doesn't like being used.

Me: "I'm a conditional nice guy."
Other guy: "So you're a douchebag?"
Me: "No, I am a nice guy, but only until she rejects me."
Other guy: "But she has the right to say 'no'."
Me: " I hate being used just as much as she does."
Other guy: "Touché"

by snakemasterepic August 27, 2016


Family Guy Funnies

A short formed video, usally a tiktok, with a family guy or south park clip with Chinese text underneath along with English Subtitles. And then some goofy mobile game or a satisfying video below it. These videos are for the most braindead individuals to enjoy, since they are just entertainment stimulus in the goofiest way.

John: "Bro my For You Page is just all Family Guy Funnies"
Bill: "Same here, I've seen the same clip 100's of times now"

by Big Dennis33 February 22, 2023


Means-Well-Guy

A person who doesn’t want to suck but, unfortunately, does. Despite their efforts to be cool, likeable or funny, they fall flat.

A: “Ryan’s a nice guy but he’s just the worst.”
B. “He’s a total means-well-guy.”
A. “Still sucks.”

by Hank Mardukas Sr. April 5, 2019


black guy's Christmas

The best time of the year to be a porch pirate. And most porch pirates are black, so during Christmas is when all the black guys steal your presents

Dale: "Some niger stole all my packages"
Rick: "What can I say, it is black guy's Christmas" :(

by Kwivering Kwaker January 24, 2021


You're just "that guy"

This is used when someone has an overwhelming amount of rizz and is basically a gigachad.

I don't get it man, every chick for some reason gets real flirty with me and their boyfriends are getting mad at it for me

You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.

by Notsoaverageguyfr March 10, 2023


Skrrt skrrt guy

Can just be called Skrrt skrrt

Used to describe guys who listen to too much trap music and are inspired by It that they start dressing like the trap artists and will usually have short dreads .

That guy with blond dreads and ripped jeans is a skrrt skrrt.

Skrrt skrrt guys are always using trap song slang , it’s annoying.

by Venda Jedi September 27, 2019


hop on stumble guys

Very rough sex with two or more gay leprechauns all being vegans with liquid gold as lubricant and preformed in a pot of gold. Both of who ages added up to 30 yrs old.

Hop on stumble guys is defined as this

by Very little midget C Fog May 3, 2022

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