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A particularly hard and threatening erection.
Steve: Hey Bill, why are you so fired up?
Bill: I gotta get home, Sue's in for it tonight - I'm going to John-rock her bandy legged!
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The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.
The result: walking like John Wayne.
"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."
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An autistic little fuck who thinks he's the shit but really is a little pussy who plays hula-hoop golf on his free time. John won the BE Award in elementary school (a reward given to absolute fucking retards). His sister is honestly the hottest fucking girl on the planet and I would fuck her brains out every single day of the week
What's the matter with that kid over there, and who's the hot girl next to him?
Him? Oh, that's John O, and that's his banging sister next to him.
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This is a rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a shit and it gets stuck in a way that allows it to protrude through the top of the water and stick straight up. As you wipe and the tp sticks to it it becomes John the Bishop.
I had a huge burrito last night and then made the biggest John the Bishop you have ever seen.
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